Steal This Page
22 November 1998
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Steal This Page
22 November 1998
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I suppose it's not uncommon, if you keep a near-daily journal online, for there to be days when you're so blindingly pissed off about something that no topic - not even the most elevated, meta-explanation about ... uh, anything - is safe from degenerating into bitter unearned vitriol. Well, mostly unearned. Probably.
But anyway. Today, I am having one of those days. So, instead, I'm just going to steal content from other people.
Proletariat- from Hello Kitty Haikus, at http://www.neosoft.com/~hk/phipps.htm
spills blood on the city streets
for Hello KittyRotterdam, Holland
Is the site of Hello Kitty's
Slave army of deathNapalm burns brightly
As Hello Kitty calls in
Another air strike"... the only thing worse to the solitary drinker than an empty pub is a crowded pub. You might just as well wear a T-shirt saying HI, I'M BILLY NO-MATES. DESPISE ME."- http://www.impolex.demon.co.uk/diary/current/november98/181198.htmlI wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.- from the Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey page at http://www.info2000.net/~aloomis/deept.htmHere's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy.
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.
Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
And lest we forget, it was 35 years ago today that Lee Harvey taught the band to play...
Willfully blind self-indulgent nebbish or amusingly quirky old coot? And how bout that local sports team? Discuss among yourselves.
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