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I like Beans by Brak on 1999-10-20 14:45:30

My name is Brak and I like beans! I made a song about 'em!It goes like this: Do-do-do-do-dooooo! Beans! Yeah! Beans! The end. Beans are better tasting than potatoes, but not nearly as pleasant-smelling. BEANS!

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Re: I like Beans by Flibbittyjibbitt on 1999-10-20 14:46:54  |  Reply to this
	What a coincidence, I shot a guy who liked beans. I think his name was "Ow! Why'd yo shoot me for liking beans you stupid -- ACK!". I think I'll shoot you, Brak.

Re: I like Beans by We know who you are on 1999-10-20 19:46:04  |  Reply to this
	You are the same person. Same computer number. Go gt a life, ho!

Re: I like Beans by shlong on 1999-10-20 19:46:27  |  Reply to this
	"Beans beans good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart, the more you fart the better you feel, so eat baked beans for every meal"

Who the hell thinks this is worthy topic for such intellectual minds as ours. I'm very much insulted by this, and if he so much thinks of such triviality again I'll call a hit squad by Kid Loco on 1999-10-20 21:28:25  |  Reply to this
	I like beans too.

Re: I like Beans by Barry on 1999-12-21 13:49:07  |  Reply to this
	I like beans too! Do you like my toes? Re: Re: I like Beans by E68 on 2000-01-04 20:10:35  |  Reply to this   No, they are small and warped. And you have 11. One drooping from your pelvis. Fool.

Re: I like Beans by face! on 2000-01-20 18:47:26  |  Reply to this
	i am bewildered by your statement but at the same time amazed. i myself am a fan of beans, they come in different varieties which can be confusing but can also make an interesting difference to the normal tin of beans.

Re: I like Beans by Michael on 2003-01-06 15:39:08  |  Reply to this

You know there is already a song by brak! Here it is! I like beeans Wu Wu Wu! I like beans how bout` you! High In fiber low in fat! Hey I bet you didnt know that! When I eat beans! I sit in my own little cloud! Nobody comes to fisit meeeee! In my litttle CLLLLLOOOUUUD (Crying) I dont know why! Mabye its cause im cuttin` muffins`. Well I like beans Hey Hey Hey! I eat beans every day! Beans are a natural source of protien! I like BEANS! Dop-De-Do! Thats the real song Re: Re: I like Beans by Mad Molly on 2003-01-07 03:41:55  |  Reply to this   We could get married. Just the two of us. And you could get a job, drivin' a school bus. I love you, baby! Will you marry me? You don't have to decide right away! Think it over, who's it gonna hurt? Where ya goin'?

Re: I like Beans by The Mad Hatter on 2003-01-07 06:00:24  |  Reply to this
	I like beans they make me fart but!

Re: I like Beans by Miss Manners on 2003-01-11 07:43:07  |  Reply to this
	Beans have never bean socially acceptable.

Re: I like Beans by bean_man on 2003-10-21 02:37:04  |  Reply to this

is there a variation of the bean rhyme that involves tooting?? Re: Re: I like Beans by bean_man on 2003-10-21 02:44:02  |  Reply to this   Hey hold up, you can sleep at night, i have found the variation I was after. here it is for your enjoyment... Beans, beans, the magical (fruit) The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel. So, eat your beans at every meal. Re: Re: Re: I like Beans by Kid on 2003-10-21 09:03:31  |  Reply to this   Why is the (fruit) in parentheses? If its magical, it can be a fruit anyway...

Re: I like Beans by Wash! on 2003-10-21 09:10:14  |  Reply to this
	I learned a Southern expression since being down here, and Beans means Noons! So i decidedly do like Beans. But I don't like fish.

Re: I like Beans by amie-the bean master on 2003-11-15 17:16:35  |  Reply to this
	I love beans also, they are great!! HAve you ever had Garbonza bean salad??? If so....Tell me what it tastes like, i was wondering!! But i Like the taste of those scumptious whole beans, crushed beans, or even soggy beans...they are all superb and marvelous! Have a happy bean day! buh bye

Re: I like Beans by Swarthmore College, PA on 2003-12-05 22:16:00  |  Reply to this

I love beans. They are so good. I eat them every chance I get. Some people don't like beans as much as I do, and those people suck. They say to me, Jonathan, why are you always going on about how much you love beans? Whenever somebody says this to me, I can't help but laugh at their obvious ignorance of the joy which is beans. All this talk about beans has made me remember just how good they are. I think I'd like to eat some right now. You're probably thinking, Wow, this guy really loves eating beans. And you know what? You're right! Beans are just that good. My mouth is watering. I could just sit here and think about them all night. I even like to say beans. Beans beans beans beans beans! One of the interesting things about beans is how every kind is delicious. I have never met a bean I didn't like, I don't expect to in my lifetime. I carry a can with me wherever I go, so I can satiate my cravings when they happen to appear. And the amazing thing is, I still love them! Come to thik of it, I've been noticing a lot lately how good beans really are. It's as though I'm discovering their wholesome goodness anew. If you agree with me, you should send me line and we can share some beans together! Maybe we could talk about it over a plate of kidney beans, or perhaps limas, or even just some good old chick peas. I'll be hearing from you! And now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to sing my own version of the bean song, which simply goes: I like beans! I like beans! I like beans! I like beans! ...and repeat. --Jonathan

Re: I like Beans by Wash! on 2003-12-08 10:10:53  |  Reply to this
	Peaker, aren't chick peas technically peas?? Re: Re: I like Beans by your mum on 2003-12-09 11:25:41  |  Reply to this   ooooh..... don't get me started on chick peas! mmmmmmm.... in fact i think chick peas are BETTER than your average bean. Re: Re: Re: I like Beans by chick pea on 2005-06-20 22:34:35  |  Reply to this   dont you mean chicks are better than chick peas!

Re: I like Beans by JohnnyG on 2003-12-10 23:48:56  |  Reply to this
	You got type "A" bloood eat more legumes and beans it says here in my "Eating for A Blood type" book. All kinds of beans it recommends. Well, in Mexico and Guatemala, beans is in yo. In fact it keeps many of the poorer folk alive and vibrant I might add, especially when fortified "grape juice" is added to the mix.