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root: Why are Fig Rolls so damn nice?
parent: Re: Re: Why are Fig Rolls so damn nice?
Re: Re: Re: Why are Fig Rolls so damn nice? by Ferritt on 2004-12-20 06:34:26
Quite simple my friend: You must glue your friend to the floor and force fig rolls into his gaping maw for around four hours straight. Eventually, he will jsut have to eat them to allow himself to breathe, and he will be overcome by the flavour and passion of the 'roll that he will forgive you the torture and life will progress, albeit in a slightly enriched way.