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Male Nipples by Wash! on 2004-10-19 02:41:59

I suffered a rather harsh nipple twisting at the weekend. And when i was showing the damage to the culprit yesterday, someone else nipple twisted me as soon as i got my bad nipple out, unaware of the fact that the only reason i was getting it out was to display the scene of the crime.

And so here i am, wondering what purpose male nipples actually serve! And what we could, or couldn't do without them!

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Re: Male Nipples by Kid on 2004-10-19 03:20:00  |  Reply to this
  Are they like the whale's pelvis of the land mammal scene?
Re: Male Nipples by tommie on 2004-10-19 17:44:38  |  Reply to this
  OK, Wash, there was alcohol on the scene too, right? You could ask what was the purpose of those pints you and your mates were tippin', too!

Males' nipples probably evolved several thousand years ago when man learned to make mead!

Re: Male Nipples by LT on 2005-01-24 13:46:52  |  Reply to this
  Men and women are "cut from the saem clothe". As embryos, we are all women at first, including the nipple. Later on in the embryotic stage the male hormone kicks in and modifies the female genital structures into the masculine. We(men)could do without nipples and have no problem, but evolution hasn't rid us of them yet.
Re: Male Nipples by Amelia on 2005-02-08 15:05:48  |  Reply to this
  Mmmmmm..... Male nipples....
Re: Male Nipples by Wash! on 2005-02-12 07:43:18  |  Reply to this
  One of my male housemates gently squeezed a female housemates nipple the other day, as if she were a bloke. It was highyl amusing, as it was soo out of the blue. Understandably, however, she was not impressed, and it took about 10 hours, and a lot of alcohol for her to finally forgive him.