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Ears. by Kid on 2004-08-03 00:25:34

How do you get cut in the ear without knowing it? Frequently - once every few months - I notice my hearing is a little bit of, and find out why, and there's always scabbing somewhere around the shell of my ear. It takes ages to get rid of, too, its always about a week before it heals. Am I the odd one out or do other people suffer at the hands of master ear destroyers?

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Re: Ears. by Wash! on 2004-08-03 03:11:00  |  Reply to this
  This is the rankest most unnecessary topic. But i do suffer the same feat.
Re: Re: Ears. by Wash! on 2004-08-03 03:11:12  |  Reply to this
 
Re: Ears. by Kid on 2004-08-04 13:03:41  |  Reply to this
  Come on, I feel vile here - people must know what I mean, right? Its like those times you crack the top of your head on a branch, and you cut yourself, but you don't realise you're bleeding and so you go about your business only to find the scabs a couple of days later.

Anyone?
Re: Re: Ears. by Wash! on 2004-08-06 15:17:57  |  Reply to this
  This happened to Kid while we were playing football this arvo. He's unaware of this at the moment. He'll find out Sunday.

Re: Ears. by Wash & the man... the legend... KID!!!!!!!!!!! on 2004-08-07 16:20:24  |  Reply to this
  Hello hobi! Well, we're here again, together, after a whole day of drinking. In fact, our first beer was 10 hours ago! Respect! And only Ringo* collapsed earlier than scheduled!!!

Nah, we're just kidding, if you will, we can't guarantee that Ringo* collapsed, though, to be honest, its been hot enough for professional footballers to collapse earlier in the day, so the shockwaves (if evident at all) would be somewhat localised. My head is not scabby yet, either, which is something of a bonus, and, as the second of the bonii, I have burnt the living hell out of my upper palate, which brings us neatly to the purpose of this comment.

WHY do people insist on eating pizza that is too hot, thus scarring their inner mouths for something just shy of a week. Surely, humanity should learn from these errors, but NO! Like Wash almost deleting this comment, learning is not done quickly nowadays, but slowly, and (on this occasion) with head in hands.
Re: Re: Ears. by Wash & the man... the legend... KID!!!!!!!!!!! on 2004-08-07 16:23:32  |  Reply to this
  3 things should be drawn as conclusions from tonight:
a) Hot pizza will burn your mouth to ass.
b)Hot cheesy chips will burn your mouth to balls.
c) Kid's farts are anatically to be avoided under all costs!!! (EXCLAMATION MARK!!!!)





Batty.
Re: Re: Re: Ears. by Kid, and the 'man' the bellend, ...Wash!!! on 2004-08-07 16:24:37  |  Reply to this
  He means anatomically. Or automatically. Or something.

Elson.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Ears. by Wash! on 2004-08-07 16:26:10  |  Reply to this
  Hi, I'm Kid. I put about 30 paragraph breaks before the words "something" and "Elson", but was publically NIGED by PdC only warranting me TWO spaces.

Like this.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ears. by Kid on 2004-08-07 16:27:00  |  Reply to this
  *between
*publicly

Sorry, but we all have our problems. Wash's will soon be blindness. Take that how you will.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ears. by Wash! on 2004-08-07 16:27:39  |  Reply to this
  Hey! Don't diss! People just DIDN'T reply!!!!!
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ears. by The two British hobos! on 2004-08-07 16:31:01  |  Reply to this
  I want to wrote more, but my eyes........ MY EYES...... have been battered, and visually stained from the sight of Kid's hobonic boxers!!!
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ears. by Kid on 2004-08-07 16:31:36  |  Reply to this
  *write.

Its true, the goggles do nothing.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ears. by Wash! on 2004-08-07 16:32:05  |  Reply to this
  *Everything for size distortion.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ears. by Kid on 2004-08-07 16:32:20  |  Reply to this
  Anything for peace of mind
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ears. by Wash! on 2004-08-07 16:33:41  |  Reply to this
  Anyone still like us?









We're NOT the Prendys of the world! Just 2 happy-go-lucky regular PdCing Brits, named Wash and Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ears. by Wash! on 2004-08-07 16:34:05  |  Reply to this
  Anyone still like us?









We're NOT the Prendys of the world! Just 2 happy-go-lucky regular PdCing Brits, named Wash and Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
  • Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ears. by Kid on 2004-08-07 16:34:17  |  Reply to this
  • Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ears. by MAN! on 2004-08-07 16:35:36  |  Reply to this
  • Re: Ears. by WasH! on 2004-08-07 16:50:36  |  Reply to this
      Best comment ever on PdC:
    I have a friend who is actually called Jeans. He is abrasive, and hangs around men's asses.
    Great!
    Re: Ears. by Ringo on 2004-08-08 09:07:49  |  Reply to this
      I feel i have to clear something up here. There was certainly no "passing out", quite the contrary, but unlike Kid and to some extent Wash, i work 9 hours a day then drive for 2 hours each day getting to and from work, so i get quite tired by the time it comes to the weekend. I simply needed some sleep, so headed home before i had the chance to have more beer and pass out. Makes a lot of sense really.........
    Re: Ears. by d.- on 2004-08-08 13:40:15  |  Reply to this
      hi guys... nice going... I DID follow along (as best I could) your latest diatribe, and, I must admit, I had NO IDEA what the hell you were talking about! Am I out of the loop now? No longer an insider to inside jokes? Schade. Anywho... much Love all 'round...
    Re: Ears. by Wash! on 2004-08-08 14:51:16  |  Reply to this
      Dont worry, D-.! Ive looked back at them in a more sober frame of mind, and they do worry me a little. If you had the dialogue of our conversation as we were typing them all, a lot more would be made sense of. Im pleased you read through them all, mind! Thanks!
    Re: Ears. by Horseman#5 on 2004-08-12 02:58:43  |  Reply to this
      Raise your hand if you remember what this topic was about when it started, so, so long ago. haha, i made you raise your hand at random, probably in a internet cafe like myself, among many other people, who now look at you strangely. well, i'll tell you, it was ears. it is my considdered opinion that we are all being atacked by a zorro-like being during the night, and that this and only this is causing scabbing of the ears. everybody get your guns out of the closet and stay up late tonight, if you see a guy in a mask, shoot him in the ear.
    Re: Re: Ears. by Kid on 2004-08-14 00:10:25  |  Reply to this
      There was much danger for intruders in my house last night as I not only waited with a gun for ear-shooting, but also left a fork, prongs-up on the stairs - accidentally, I put it down talking to someone. Fortunately, I didn't shoot myself in the foot. Unfortunately, I did prong myself in said position. Now I just need a spoon-wound for a full cutlery set this week. I also thought, maybe the cat was the Zorro-esque intruder, but I asked it, and it said Meow. So I take that as a no.
    Re: Re: Re: Ears. by Horseman#5 on 2004-08-14 02:42:45  |  Reply to this
      i havn't read that zorro DOESN'T say 'meow', so maybe you're right, and it was the cat. maybe zorro's like dracular, except he turns inot a cat, not a bat, maybe this whole thing is caused by a dyleksic dracular?
    Re: Re: Re: Re: Ears. by Kid on 2004-08-16 05:22:23  |  Reply to this
      I like that - especially seeing as his life is primarily nocturnal which would give difficulty to his early reading life....
    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ears. by Horseman#5 on 2004-08-19 02:44:13  |  Reply to this
      and would also account for his aversion to the aural senses. or would it.......? tell you what, before you shoot him, ask him to read off one of those sheets, where the letters get smaller as you go down, that should settle this argument once and for all!
    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ears. by KC on 2005-10-03 03:59:40  |  Reply to this
      haha u guys are nutters
    Re: Ears. by Wash! on 2004-08-24 16:16:56  |  Reply to this
      I made myself a pizza today. Deep pan, rather than my prefered thin 'n crispy. I bit into it, oh so eagerly, ram packed with hunger, when.... WUUUUAAAIIIOOUUUGH!!!! Burnt me flippin' tongue! And immediately thought of this topic. And kinda held Kid responsible for the burnage. Thanks, hobo!
    Re: Re: Ears. by Kid on 2004-08-25 02:05:30  |  Reply to this
      You can't hold me responsible. I simply illustrate the perpetuity of universal truth. People will burn themselves on pizza. Enjoy the tissue-thin pieces of palate over the next few days.
    Re: Ears. by Wash! on 2004-10-11 03:44:36  |  Reply to this
      Just wanted to bring this up to put a smile on Kid's face.
    Re: Re: Ears. by Kid on 2004-10-11 13:13:17  |  Reply to this
      It worked, too