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Bizzare things are a-happening by Washington Skins on 1999-10-13 04:17:01

Turds keep flying around my bedroom, which is soooo distracting when trying to have sex!!! Please help me. Its so weird. I open the window, and more turds come in, flying around the place as if they own the joint. Turds belong in the toilet, not flying around my room. PS: When they collide with you, in your face? A piece of advice fo you all - turd eating is something you want to avoid.

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Re: Bizzare things are a-happening by shlong on 1999-10-13 19:37:13  |  Reply to this
  keep of the hardcore drugs and see what happens
Re: Bizzare things are a-happening by Kid Loco on 1999-10-13 19:41:13  |  Reply to this
  And the times they are a-changing
Re: Bizzare things are a-happening by Washington Foreskins on 1999-10-13 19:45:12  |  Reply to this
  Alright. Own up, school kid cretins! Who wrote this topic under my name, coz it sure as hell wasnt me! If we all start doing this, our identities become irrelevant. QUIT IT< KIDS!!!!!!!! Your small brains leave a lot to be answered for, @rse bandits!
Re: Bizzare things are a-happening by Kid Loco on 1999-10-14 19:15:05  |  Reply to this
  It WASN'T Me. Why can't we be friends 4-boy? The times they aren't a-changing
Re: Bizzare things are a-happening by shlong on 1999-10-14 19:25:15  |  Reply to this
  it wasn't me 4skins, but then i wouldn't admit to it even if it was. u can tell it isn't me because it requires far too much imagination to come up with something so twisted as that. It does sound like the kind of thing that would happen to you, but i think the turds are just a part of your person.