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Re: Are Elijah Wood and Dominic Monaghan gay together? (Frodo and Merry from Lord of the Rings) by Lady Tee and Missy M on 2004-02-29 06:42:17

We think that, like most actors, they are very very sexually experimental. With the precedent of Sir Ian we think they have just learned to appreciate disco tunes, black mambas and poppers... It's all very ancient Greece (and where do you think young Bloom was while all the frotting went on- researching his role as a Grecian love machine for Troy in Elijah's bedroom closet)

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Re: Re: Are Elijah Wood and Dominic Monaghan gay together? (Frodo and Merry from Lord of the Rings) by Kid on 2004-02-29 11:24:25  |  Reply to this
  Not just ancient Greece, but ancient Rome, and medieval Italy too. Presumably all the major seats of art and creation.

I won't speculate anything, but I would not (despite the back-slapping awards this evening) class much of modern Hollywood as a seat of either art or creation.
Re: Re: Re: Are Elijah Wood and Dominic Monaghan gay together? (Frodo and Merry from Lord of the Rings) by Kid on 2004-02-29 11:24:52  |  Reply to this
  Nor would I stress "not" instead of "would" by all accounts
Re: Re: Re: Re: Are Elijah Wood and Dominic Monaghan gay together? (Frodo and Merry from Lord of the Rings) by Missy M on 2004-03-01 01:48:24  |  Reply to this
  On the whole though, being male, slim, limp-wristed and having 'out-there' fashion sense doesn't automatically make one gay. What about the Stones? And bisexuality does have its place to play in modern society. They could be having sexy love-ins whilst being 'married' to those E-additive addled little psychos who post on this forum. Naaaaah. A friend of a friend reckoned she had Dom but it may have been a chancer of a looky-like. However he is rumoured to put it about a bit...
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Are Elijah Wood and Dominic Monaghan gay together? (Frodo and Merry from Lord of the Rings) by Kid on 2004-03-01 10:01:27  |  Reply to this
  No, "being male, slim, limp-wristed and having 'out-there' fashion sense" is no homosexual qualification - it might lead to rumour due to the sheer campness of the get-up...but hey...

I wish I knew someone who'd slept with a celebrity. Or a lookalike. Now I've got to check who won at the Oscars. Other than one of those people I would like to have added to the "it could be me and...." that I was going to write.

What I mean is I don't want to blow the results for anyone who hasn't seen them. And I've only seen one
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Are Elijah Wood and Dominic Monaghan gay together? (Frodo and Merry from Lord of the Rings) by Missy M on 2004-03-01 10:05:19  |  Reply to this
  Fair point. I was at art college. In London. Saw all kinds of strange shenanigans. How did this gay thing start anyway? I think it might have been on the Two Towers extra footage, there was an interview with Dom and half way through Elijah sneaked in and sort of hid his head in his lap, then Dom kissed his hand. A bit weird but not exactly groundshaking. More freaky than fruity. Who cares anyway!
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Are Elijah Wood and Dominic Monaghan gay together? (Frodo and Merry from Lord of the Rings) by Kid on 2004-03-05 03:05:25  |  Reply to this
  The gay thing start? I never heard of it before this topic...not general homosexuality, but in respect to these two Ring-hobbits. Its just 'cos they're celebrities, and rich, and all-powerful, and omnipotent...or one of the three, and people need to 'bring them down' and calling them gay is like the pseudo-intellectual insult of the times, because you can always counter a denial with a cry of "Homophone!", or "Homophobe" if you want to make more than one sound.....so that's why. I reckon, just to be fair, that one of them might be gay, or maybe they're just really good friends. They've been filming rings for years now, and were a little bit p155ed.