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Aren't dwarfs brilliant? No, they're small and have over sized heads by shlongalong on 1999-09-26 23:11:27

I saw one the other day, strange little thing it was, and it had a ginger beard - hideous. It also had really strange little hands that can bearly grip a pencil, but thats all i have to say aout that.

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Re: Aren't dwarfs brilliant? No, they're small and have over sized heads by sorry its me again, shlongalong on 1999-09-26 23:13:28  |  Reply to this
	And another thing, they all sound like that Willow creature from the film. They're horrible little things damn it, and should all be shot, or strech to fit in with the rest of society

Re: Aren't dwarfs brilliant? No, they're small and have over sized heads by i have a theory, ps its shlong again on 1999-09-26 23:20:16  |  Reply to this
	these dwarfs right, i think they are over evolved normal people. In general , people start off small, get big and then go small again when they get old and pointless. Dwarfs just miss out this big part and stay short all their lives, thus conserving energy. What do u recon eh?

Re: Aren't dwarfs brilliant? No, they're small and have over sized heads by Joey the buttmonkey on 1999-09-27 00:33:50  |  Reply to this
	Dwarfs???? mmmm, what an interesting topic. On one side they are good, because you can ignore them without any difficulty, but on the other hand they are pointless because.... Well, they just are the small gits

Re: Aren't dwarfs brilliant? No, they're small and have over sized heads by tommie on 1999-09-27 00:35:26  |  Reply to this
	May some Great Power save us from ourselves. Re: Re: Aren't dwarfs brilliant? No, they're small and have over sized heads by Le Garcon Loco on 1999-09-27 19:02:09  |  Reply to this   Vive la revolution. Vive la France!!! Pourquoi il ne peut pas rester en France jusqu'il mort. C'est dommage n'est-ce pas? Je presume que tu peux parle le Francais, aprés ton réponse hier.

Re: Aren't dwarfs brilliant? No, they're small and have over sized heads by Kid Loco on 1999-09-27 19:02:50  |  Reply to this
	Dwarfs? You sad deluded man. Its dwarves.

Re: Aren't dwarfs brilliant? No, they're small and have over sized heads by Anti-Dwarf (light, dancing mine filler) on 2002-02-24 20:48:11  |  Reply to this
	"All that is straight lies" the dwarf murmered contemptuously. "All truth is crooked; time itself is a circle." "You spirit of gravity," I said angrily, "do not make things too easy for yourself! Or I shall let you crouch where you are crouching, lamefoot; and it was I that carried you to this hight."