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What the Hell are Big Toes For?????? by Snapdragon McFisticuf on 2002-04-04 15:59:50

Really what are they for do we ever really use them

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Re: What the Hell are Big Toes For?????? by [no name] on 2002-04-04 12:20:12  |  Reply to this
	you are SEVERELY lacking in creativity and imagination my friend! and, well... EVERYTHING has a purpose. The End. Re: Re: What the Hell are Big Toes For?????? by esox on 2004-02-06 12:30:26  |  Reply to this   i think that if you had no big toes that you cannot walk without falling over.

Re: What the Hell are Big Toes For?????? by Kid. on 2002-04-04 13:58:16  |  Reply to this
	Does this maen your other 4 toes are particularly useful? How? Mine just 'are'. I'm better with than without, balance dictates, but... ...well, I don't actively use any of them. Maybe I miss out.

Re: What the Hell are Big Toes For?????? by shinobi on 2002-04-05 06:40:40  |  Reply to this
	I think we all know what the big toe is really for, and if u thought outside the box instead of inside the box than u could figure it out. The big toe is really a stimulant that can help wake you up in the morning just like a cup a coffee. just take off your socks and make fists with ur toes on a carpet.... works like a charm.

Re: What the Hell are Big Toes For?????? by tool-time tami on 2002-04-07 12:40:28  |  Reply to this
	Basic instructions: 1) insert Tab A into Slot B 2) Repeat

Re: What the Hell are Big Toes For?????? by Tetra Grammaton on 2002-04-08 23:51:30  |  Reply to this
	Here's an experiment you can try at home, kids - curious about what those big toes are good for? Cut them off and find out! Or better yet, cut off a neighbor kid's toes and watch the fun. Here's a Helpful Hint: avoid concrete or any other hard, unyielding surface.

Re: What the Hell are Big Toes For?????? by mamma gamma (with the prize patrol...) on 2002-04-10 13:37:47  |  Reply to this
	-- and don't forget kids! -- send all toes 'toot sweet' to Tater! Big, BIG prizes are in store for YOU!!

Re: What the Hell are Big Toes For?????? by tommie on 2002-04-10 14:09:42  |  Reply to this

Hey, are you related to mama pajama? Re: Re: What the Hell are Big Toes For?????? by mamma gamma on 2002-04-11 12:14:44  |  Reply to this   NO! (dammit) Re: Re: Re: What the Hell are Big Toes For?????? by tommie on 2002-04-11 17:37:19  |  Reply to this   Well, that's just how Mama Pajama would have reacted. I'll bet you rolled out of bed and ran to the police station! Re: Re: Re: What the Hell are Big Toes For?????? by big c fat toes on 2004-04-21 01:31:53  |  Reply to this   my fat toes are great for kicking smurfs in the ass. Re: Re: Re: Re: What the Hell are Big Toes For?????? by JohnnyG on 2004-04-21 16:11:58  |  Reply to this   Shockingly mean to kick a smurf. I suppose fat toes are less painful then smaller, pointed ones in that they are blunted by more surface area disallowing deeper penetration at the point of impact. So, if one had no choice but to kick a smurf, fat toes would make the act much more humane.

Re: What the Hell are Big Toes For?????? by Megs on 2004-05-20 03:39:32  |  Reply to this
	The big toe is an essential part of the body, as without this to (or, in fact, this toe being larger than the rest) you would not be able to stand on your feet with the same degree of stability. If this seems like an untrue fact, cut your large toe off, then try to walk 200 metres. Go on, I dare ya.

Re: What the Hell are Big Toes For?????? by Bri on 2004-05-20 07:21:28  |  Reply to this

Your big toe is for balance! Did you take Chinese history in school? Becuase if you did you would know this. Becuase you see, Anciant Chinese people wound wet cloth around womens toes so the would rot and fall off and then the women would walk like the wind. But the only reason they walked very swyingly was becuase they didn't have any balance. By the way Im guess ing that the majority of you are older than me. Im 13 yet I know this!