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Thank You david emmit by Skiddy the butt Kangaroo on 2001-12-07 05:18:42

I would just like to offer a word of thanks to the right honourable Mr David Emmit for resurrecting the great ginger debate. I missed it first time around but reading through it just now has brought a much welcomed smile to my face. The memories of Johnny and the ginge from hell and the subsequent 'rape' and his insistant murmourings of 'No way' for hours afterwards are so beautiful. Wash, you know! You were there! Can't join the debate of whether to date ginge having never had that problem. I shudder to think about it. I'm strictly a brunette man but for some reason insist on pulling blondes. Damned if I know why!!! Anyway, I'm sure people have now got more ginge related tales which should be contributed. Don't be a stranger.

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Re: Thank You david emmit by Kid. on 2001-12-08 05:22:09  |  Reply to this

Well, if you know my friend Ginger Chris, you'll know that he's ginger. (Even if you don't you could probably guess)Anyway, he is a natural ginger and has quite the trouble pulling the lay-deez. Dan, however, is not a natural ginger, and shares my miserable outlook. Naturally he, too, is no ladykiller. But, around October time, Dan dyed his hair ginger, and within 24 hours had pulled. The end of the story? Dan's relationship didn't last, and the last I saw of Chris he was disappearing on a bus with a very attractive girl from our linguistics group. I don't know what happened, but his future looked a hell of a lot brighter than mine. I just came home and had a major realisation about evolution.