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Re: Where can I find some peace and happiness? by shlong on 2001-11-07 00:06:21

Now then my friend, what I'm about to tell you is not easy to achieve, but get it right and you will experience peace and happiness like you have never known. Here goes. Go to a bar with a group of good friends, beginning the night like any other at the pub, a couple of games of pool, smoking at least 4 cigs for every pint consumed... so on so on. Leave the pub whilst you still have the ability to see clearly, this is essential. Get your hands on some good quality weed (mild is better for this). Stay with your good friends, but be sure to escape any who have had too much to drink... this is a group effort. Each person start to roll a nice 3 paper, again, failry weekly, the intention of this is to gradually place yourself in the required state of mind, thus sustaining it for longer. Start off by lighting one of the binds, and pass round accordingly, I find 4 burn pass works the best. Continue this routine, whilst simultaneousy rolling more joints. A laugh and a joke is always good, and be sure some stimulating music is playing, The Verve or Radiohead are good in these situations. When you have consumed anything up to 3-4 spliffs each, head outside into the brisk early morning air. Find a patch of relatively dry grass and continue smoking. You will not realise it instantly, but after about 30 mins of been outside, you will be in the most relaxed, peaceful frame of mind ever. I have only achieved this 3 times in the past... once you gain expereince you will be able to adapt my guide lines accordingly. Hope this helps.

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Re: Re: Where can I find some peace and happiness? by JohnnyG on 2001-11-07 10:27:56  |  Reply to this
  Yes, possibly if I begin to burn some Maui-wowee in Tahiti I will find I can make even more friends then previously thought. Maybe I could breed a hybrid plant on the island and call it Tahiti-whatahiti. I'm adding this to my list.