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Canada has a lot to answer for, how do you suggest it goes about it?? by shlong on 2001-03-08 05:53:17

The death of Celine Dion...........

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Re: Canada has a lot to answer for, how do you suggest it goes about it?? by Wash on 2001-03-08 06:39:26  |  Reply to this
	You are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO retarded! (in annoying american accent)

Death of Celine Dion by Amelia on 2001-03-10 06:39:48  |  Reply to this
	It won't help. As we all know, her heart will go on. Sounds like something from Edgar Allen Poe, doesn't it?

Re: Canada has a lot to answer for, how do you suggest it goes about it?? by tommie on 2001-03-10 10:00:54  |  Reply to this
	You guys are too metaphysical for me. Re: Re: Canada has a lot to answer for, how do you suggest it goes about it?? by shlong on 2001-03-10 12:31:59  |  Reply to this   for all us illetates, what the f**k does that mean???

Remedial education for Canadians by Amelia on 2001-03-10 21:57:40  |  Reply to this

Um, OK, I guess this got a little to lit-crit for y'all. See, Celine Dion had the big hit song from the movie Titanic and the song was called My Heart Will Go On. So I was thinking how it would be really weird and creepy if she died but her heart, you know, went on. Well in fact, Edgar Allen Poe wrote a story on this same basic premise. The Tell-Tale Heart, is narrated by a self-described madman who commits a murder and hides the body, only to be betrayed by a sound that he imagines to be the continued beating of the dead man's heart. You can read it on 1: ftp://ibiblio.org/pub/docs/books/gutenberg/etext00/poe2v10.txt Project Gutenberg.

Re: Canada has a lot to answer for, how do you suggest it goes about it?? by Kid. on 2001-03-12 03:44:47  |  Reply to this
	Could it say sorry and present us all with some kind of gift? I don't know, but I wouldn't mind a snow-capped mountain and a large icy lake. Maybe.