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Fun With Potatoes! by Alan Party Chef on 1999-09-10 18:21:41
Hello Darlings,
My favourite party potatoe recipe is yummy fire roasted
chips, - but the most important part of this recipe is being
surrounded by friends.
Before everyone arrives at the party, slice up some nice
Australian sweet potatoes about 3mm thick and place in a
large bowl of salted water.
Once all your party goer friends are standing around the
fire, sneak away. Race inside and take all of your clothes
off. Slowly stick slices of salted potatoe on your entire
body. Very carefully move out beside the fire (walking
straight as a soldier is very beneficial). Have a close
friend spray you with cooking spray for optimal browning.
Stand beside the fire until you feel like a hot roasted
saucy bugger, and then yell, "Chips are ready!".
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| Re: Fun With Potatoes!
by George Bush, Junior
on 1999-09-12 11:26:00
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My Daddy did this last year on his birthday; he jumped out of a plane naked but with blue potatoe chips stuck to his skin. His 'chute didn't open and he crashed into a barbeque pit behind the Sacramento American Legion Hall. Nancy Reagon was over in the bushes squatting down and taking a beer piss. Well, he bounced off the pit and landed on top of Nancy, har, har! What a sight. The Press was there and got some phots. It cost me $200,000 of Texas taxpayer money and alittle graft money to keep it out of the papers but I got all coked up and laughed 'bout it later.
Hey, when I get to be president I'm gonna NUKE Idaho and blast about 2 billion tons of 'taters into oblivion, har, har.- George, Jr.
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| Re: Fun With Potatoes!
by YXL-PLK The Demented One
on 1999-12-28 20:00:47
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I thought Cape Breton was a weird place to live. Man (or woman) wherever you live they must have a potatoe pancake cult and make you attend the meetings every weeknight. You are one hurtin unit you know that don't ya!
On a lighter note
Cars have a special hole just the right size to fit a potatoe in, usually in the rear of the car under the bumper somewhere. It's called the exaust pipe. Try stuffin in a dozen of them and sit by inocently till the owner starts the car. Hey get in and go for the ride it's gonna be interesting.
Did you also hear about the new mutated potatoes? They not only have eyes and skin but they move and talk!
Y D O
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| Re: Fun With Potatoes!
by YXL-PLK The Demented One
on 1999-12-28 20:01:24
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I thought Cape Breton was a weird place to live. Man (or woman) wherever you live they must have a potatoe pancake cult and make you attend the meetings every weeknight. You are one hurtin unit you know that don't ya!
On a lighter note
Cars have a special hole just the right size to fit a potatoe in, usually in the rear of the car under the bumper somewhere. It's called the exaust pipe. Try stuffin in a dozen of them and sit by inocently till the owner starts the car. Hey get in and go for the ride it's gonna be interesting.
Did you also hear about the new mutated potatoes? They not only have eyes and skin but they move and talk!
Y D O
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