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The best one liners in the world by shlong on 2000-11-15 06:14:12

I'll get the ball rolling with one of the all time greats......."You rebel scum", Return of the Jedi.

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Re: The best one liners in the world by tommie on 2000-11-15 07:59:44  |  Reply to this
	A conservative is a person who lives in a past that never existed.

Re: The best one liners in the world by Tripper Gore on 2000-11-15 19:37:48  |  Reply to this
	"I could be really dominant if you'd let me."

Re: The best one liners in the world by Kid Loco on 2000-11-16 00:58:49  |  Reply to this
	"A: Speaking of a colon...."

Re: The best one liners in the world by WasH! on 2000-11-17 02:45:59  |  Reply to this
	Maybe its because youre a fun-guy! Re: Re: The best one liners in the world by Kid on 2000-11-17 03:18:00  |  Reply to this   Fun Bobby?

Re: The best one liners in the world by Tetra Grammaton on 2000-11-17 20:03:09  |  Reply to this
	We can either stay here or we can go somewhere else.

Re: The best one liners in the world by Amelia on 2000-11-17 20:33:21  |  Reply to this
	Give me ambiguity or give me something else!

Re: The best one liners in the world by APM on 2000-11-17 21:13:21  |  Reply to this
	If you write the word "monkey" a million times, do you start to think you're Shakespeare?

Re: The best one liners in the world by Goau on 2000-12-10 11:44:17  |  Reply to this

a pessimist is never dissapointed... or is he wash? To Goau by Kid. on 2000-12-12 01:18:30  |  Reply to this   Un pessimiste n'est jamais decu..... Re: To Goau by Wash! on 2001-01-09 09:22:26  |  Reply to this   Goau, Ive been looking at this message for 1 month now, and I cant figure out if youre calling me a pesimist, and optimist, or if your having a dig at muck. Respondez s'il vous plait, celui qui a été violé! Désolé, je t'adore~!

Re: The best one liners in the world by GOAU on 2000-12-10 12:00:03  |  Reply to this
	"Fancy a shag?" 'nuff sed i think!

Re: The best one liners in the world by Wash on 2000-12-11 09:43:21  |  Reply to this
	(in a despairing voice)...15 minutes!

Re: The best one liners in the world by Wash on 2000-12-12 03:15:45  |  Reply to this
	Its a fuckin' isosolese ya bastard! Re: Re: The best one liners in the world by Kid. on 2000-12-13 02:52:51  |  Reply to this   I-s-o-s-c-e-l-e-s. Spell damn you, SPELL!

Re: The best one liners in the world by shlong on 2000-12-12 06:54:45  |  Reply to this
	"Yes, we are all individual.... I'm not!" Life of Brian

Re: The best one liners in the world by tommie on 2001-01-08 17:33:50  |  Reply to this
	Life is what happens to you when you when you're busy making other plans.- John Lennon

Re: The best one liners in the world by Lazlow on 2001-05-31 08:29:41  |  Reply to this
	Last time I saw a set of legs like that. They we're hangin out of a nest!