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Flies (That's like the 'beast', not the trouser part) by Kid Loco on 2000-05-14 14:26:32
I have to boast, I have to boast! Having honed my ability to crush any passing flies, I can now do it one handed, and have had great success. Sorry its not an inspiring topic but I thought you might want to know. I'll go away now.
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Re: Flies (That's like the 'beast', not the trouser part) by Amelia on 2000-05-14 17:50:35 | Reply to this | |
Thanks for the heads-up, Kid. This is a great reminder that if we ever meet, I will be sure and give you a social air kiss and not shake hands. No hand-shaking, ever. Eeewww. |
Re: Flies (That's like the 'beast', not the trouser part) by tommie on 2000-05-15 09:34:45 | Reply to this | |||||
Do you have to do anything special so that they stay in grabbing range?
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Re: Flies (That's like the 'beast', not the trouser part) by Wash! on 2000-05-15 14:49:51 | Reply to this | |
Kid Loco will back me up on this one: Last summer, whilst eating lunch on a bench, a wasp started harassing us. The skill to follow was immense. I stood up, and kicked the Wasp making excellent contact. It landed about five metres from me, and so i calmly walked over and stepped on the beast. Thankyou, I KNOW! Amelia, theres no reason not to shake my hand, but you may wanna kiss me anyway for the immense skill involved in this epic wasp killing incident. |
Re: Flies (That's like the 'beast', not the trouser part) by Tetra Grammaton on 2000-05-16 23:05:12 | Reply to this | |||||
Kicking a wasp shows excellent kung fu! (Unlike kicking a
WASP, which is just fun.)
Question: Loco - can you catch gnats too? Because you
could hire yourself around my neighborhood to get them
if you can.
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