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Flies (That's like the 'beast', not the trouser part) by Kid Loco on 2000-05-14 14:26:32

I have to boast, I have to boast! Having honed my ability to crush any passing flies, I can now do it one handed, and have had great success. Sorry its not an inspiring topic but I thought you might want to know. I'll go away now.

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Re: Flies (That's like the 'beast', not the trouser part) by Amelia on 2000-05-14 17:50:35  |  Reply to this
  Thanks for the heads-up, Kid. This is a great reminder that if we ever meet, I will be sure and give you a social air kiss and not shake hands. No hand-shaking, ever. Eeewww.
Re: Flies (That's like the 'beast', not the trouser part) by tommie on 2000-05-15 09:34:45  |  Reply to this
  Do you have to do anything special so that they stay in grabbing range?
Re: Re: Flies (That's like the 'beast', not the trouser part) by Kid Loco on 2000-05-16 09:12:28  |  Reply to this
  I find, that instead of trying to swat them away frantically, if you just wait a coupla seconds, and then pounce, it tends to get them every time. It hurts like hell with bees though.
Re: Flies (That's like the 'beast', not the trouser part) by Wash! on 2000-05-15 14:49:51  |  Reply to this
  Kid Loco will back me up on this one: Last summer, whilst eating lunch on a bench, a wasp started harassing us. The skill to follow was immense. I stood up, and kicked the Wasp making excellent contact. It landed about five metres from me, and so i calmly walked over and stepped on the beast. Thankyou, I KNOW! Amelia, theres no reason not to shake my hand, but you may wanna kiss me anyway for the immense skill involved in this epic wasp killing incident.
Re: Flies (That's like the 'beast', not the trouser part) by Tetra Grammaton on 2000-05-16 23:05:12  |  Reply to this
  Kicking a wasp shows excellent kung fu! (Unlike kicking a WASP, which is just fun.) Question: Loco - can you catch gnats too? Because you could hire yourself around my neighborhood to get them if you can.
Gnats by Kid Loco on 2000-05-16 23:14:26  |  Reply to this
  I'd like to think so, and if I couldn't I could always try and learn......