you suck, we hate you, give us your money
Proclamation of Independence
Do hereby declare the
City and County of San Francisco
to be a free and sovereign nation owing no allegiance to any other power.
We reject The Great Satan, commonly known
as the United States of America as a foreign invader.
We claim as our territory the entirety
of the area
once
known as Northern California as ours to dispose of as we see fit.
We claim
it as our right to draw arbitrary boundaries as to what defines Northern California so we get
all the good stuff and The Great Satan gets nothing except our toxic waste emissions.
We
undertake to create a system of laws and a constitution for the Free State which offers justice,
fairness, equity and substantial financial renumeration to its rulers whenever we get around to
it.
Signed by:
Mr Potatoe Head, Maximum Leader
boy do we agree! gogogogogo ogogogogogogog -Scrappy & Trexler
Fuckin' A. "gogogoGO!" O. Mole
"ok let's bust this country wide open and take all the cool stuff you satan we're out of here we'll take it from here we'll take everything from here leave us alone you get to keep senator exon and we'll be delivering the first toxic waste shipments soon send us money and slaves and extend our lines of credit at local drinking establishments or we will re-educate you! gogogoGO!" - heretic, min of prop
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary to take what's coming to us and leave you to rot in your stink- hole, well... that time is NOW. "gogogoGO!" -Morsel
Heck, I'll sign if I can be Chief of Protocol. "gogogoGO!" -Miss Anthrope
Eh. Can I start some fires? "gogogoGO!" -Jormungandr
i have never been the same since my mommie took away my Mr. Potatoe Head. So i Moved to Ess Eff. NOW look at me....gogogoGO! - Mudhoney
Joe Cuppa, Minister of Saying everything is bigger and better in NYC, baby!
I move that the first order of business after Independence is to annex Oakland...Cobalt "thinking ahead" Blue
And first on the list will be the routine "rehabilitation" of ANYone who has ever called it "Frisco". Go. Go. gogogoGO-A-GO-GO...Loud (Director of Human Experimentation) Byron
We'd better negotiate, pronto. - Marc Anthony (Humble Philanthrope)
I do hereby declare myself to be the Secretary of Foreign Affairs for this here Nation thingie. Megan - sne.its.me@sfnet.com gogogoGO!
Fuck you all. In the neck. Twice. Hell, three times, even. - Sherman. Cump Sherman.
Oh, yeah ... I almost forgot ... I woudln't sign this thing with Herne's dick. - cump.
my own home page and stuff just sort of to show off and for advertising and things. All in the spirit of the Free State. It's the patriotic thing to do.heretic, min of prop
I support this heroic endearvor, heh heh, and stuff. -Dr. Yo
Sure, I'll bite. Why not?!
As the future minister of re-education and encampment I wish to reassure you that you will not recognize either Marin or it's aboriginees once we're in full swing. With the exception of Sne of course. - Blue Noise
As Ruler of Southern California and it's capital, Los Angeles, I wholly support your efforts to secede from our charming state! Besides, you freaks have tainted our republican vote long enough! Good riddance to bad rubbish, I say! "gogogoGO!" -Satan Himself
hey, i was born here. you *can't* kick me out. and i want a cool job, too. gogogogogogoGO!!!
ME, San Francisco's official ambassador to the Democratic People's Socialist Soviet Republic of Ireland and all points east, ben/heretic. cheers. gogogoGO!
ME, San Francisco's official ambassador to the Democratic People's Socialist Soviet Republic of Ireland and all points east, ben/heretic. cheers. gogogoGO!
BEWARE EVIL DOERS! I am thine right and sworn ENEMY from the sovereign realm of Lost Angeles, and do commit my mindless HORDES of AD MEN spouting Sales Campaigns upon Thee! From the AIR shall fall Great Gobs of plans for New TARGET STORES. At your doors, Clear eyed lunatic MORMON MISSIONARIES shall allow you No Sleep! and automobiles.....automobiles...automobiles...LO! a frog from the mountains! for starters. Mt.Frog
Yes! Yesssss!!! God, I could have written this page. My first post EVER to SFNet was about this! Back in 1991, when people like Debbie Java and Scott Free were online. My words, almost exact, were: San Francisco should not only be the 51st state, it should be a sovereign nation!" Does Anyone remember that post?
FUCK LA. No, not just Fuck Los Angeles. I think Los Angeles needs a good squicking. For those of you who don't know what squick means: fuck someone through the eye sockets of their skull. That's squicking.
Yes! Yesssss!!! God, I could have written this page. My first post EVER to SFNet was about this! Back in 1991, when people like Debbie Java and Scott Free were online. My words, almost exact, were: San Francisco should not only be the 51st state, it should be a sovereign nation!" Does Anyone remember that post?
FUCK LA. No, not just Fuck Los Angeles. I think Los Angeles needs a good squicking. For those of you who don't know what squick means: fuck someone through the eye sockets of their skull. That's squicking.
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FUCK YEA! And we shall have no communications decency act, except for banning all content from morons and republicans
"gogogoGO!" -----Kermit
?Re-education... ya'wanna re-*educate* me for sayin'
"Frisco"... go stand among the condos @ Balboa & La Playa,
say "Frisco", & see the ghost of Jeremy Asshole Hokin... go
to the ruins beyond Cliff House, "Frisco", arson by night...
I am Tom Ato and East coast the best
Wow - ok, so just where do I sign this wretched thing...
ogogogOG! Balonus
Greetings and Best Wishes to the Free State of San Francisco, and to all free people, from the Freehold of You Bet (in the Forest, formerly known as Nevada County, California). If our Minister of Exterior ever sobers up, he'll visit, no kidding.
You fucking losers. Get a fucking life and do something productive you but slamming fags!
Frisco on my mind. Loud Byron can follow Herb Caen with
a three-prong'd pooper-scooper, right to Hell!!!
Juggler Vain, Jester to the Court of Reason
my penis
Death to the fascist insect that preys on the lives of the people. Norte California uber alles! gogogoGO!
gogogoGO-a-go-go! DO IT!
Shawn Ewald, Syracuse, N.Y.
Greetings from the free state of Northern New York.
Death to N.Y.C.! Death to L.A.!
go get 'em
As an International Libertarian, I must commend this bold, innovative move towards the free state of sovereign individuals...government sucks, fuck authority
(we *REALLY* do have this right, BTW...
Kein Merheit fur die Mitleid!!!!
An impeccable display of just the type of zoanthropic paranoia I like to see.
I represent the Independent Republic of Chris's Room; an area that has been liberated from the tyranny of government.
I officially recognize you as a free territory.
Nyolarthotep's faithful servant,
Kristoffr Hodgezz.
"gogogoGO"
Kein Merheit fur die Mitleid!!!!
An impeccable display of just the type of zoanthropic paranoia I like to see.
I represent the Independent Republic of Chris's Room; an area that has been liberated from the tyranny of government.
I officially recognize you as a free territory.
Nyolarthotep's faithful servant,
Kristoffr Hodgezz.
"gogogoGO"
Bob Dole says Right on.
phook ewe muder phook'n bych. gogogoGO! Mr. Potatoe butthead.
thanx for your cooperation.
My Nose for Mayor. PENIS ENVY sucks!
My Nose for Mayor. PENIS ENVY sucks!
um, gogogoGO and stuff
I don't mind if San Francisco declares independence, as long as I can still get Anchor Liberty Ale in the U.S. afterwards. In that case, gogogoGO
I have now established my independent facist army, and sit upon my throne as the prince of cats.
My house shall hold its head high in the coming time of troubles. Hail Nyolarthotep in all his glory!
Hail Tzeentch in all his majesty! The liberating fire of AK-47s herald the vengeance of the downtrodden
few. Kein Merheit fuer das Mitleid! Hail Diet Coke, KMFDM and many other establishments which have
earned my respect. My unwitting lieutenants the CRACK PIMPS, are the key to my victory. Go to Hell
Socialist Pigs! Beer Nuts and potatoes for all! Hahamotherfuckin'Ha! Es ist nicht komisch, Gabi ist toet.
Bye, Bye, I luff you all hoho. KEIN MERHEIT FUER DAS MITLEID!! And remember the FUCKIN ALAMO!!!!!
"gogogoGO!"
Fuck all y'all.
anarchy
deep into your soul, down you will go..hate is not my name..save your soul..glitter and then gleam..arrive then kiss them for me..no thoughts she has..no dividing among chairs made for monkeys....ChasZmYr "gogogoGO!"
peek-a-boo...:"im so nervous about flying in airplanes..arent you?..my mommy was eaten by maggots. I must kill you all for canceling Bullwinkle.i will eat your crotches. Anyone have the time?"...LICKING THE RANCID CORPSE THINGIES, ChasZmYr "gogogoGO!"
peek-a-boo...:"im so nervous about flying in airplanes..arent you?..my mommy was eaten by maggots. I must kill you all for canceling Bullwinkle.i will eat your crotches. Anyone have the time?"...LICKING THE RANCID CORPSE THINGIES, ChasZmYr "gogogoGO!"
hooo...hoooo...an owl hoots in the distance..the emaciated dance with the
simple-minded aliens from algiers..they swim and chat about instant
co-co..lying will only kill the peaceful ants...trying to stab the westward
antelope with his shiny little hoofs wrestling the naughty grass
seeds.seeds that bleed only the roots of eggs that taste good with co-co..
ChasZmYr "gogogoGO!"
Ahh, you sullen fools! Only now do you realize that your actions merely add glory to me. Fools perform the work of the great evil. I merely set the balls in motion. Relax and Laugh is my motto. Soon your tribute shall be heaped at the foot of my gnarled throne.........gogogogo
Vote Libertarian! Live free or die! rey em
Psycho
SEE HOT MULTILEVEL MARKETING CHIX NOW IN LIVE VIDEOCONFERENCING WITH NO MONEY DOWN BY SIMPLY TAKING OUT CLASSIFIED ADS IN PAPERS NATIONWIDE.
There is no Hell, there is only San Francisco.
There is no Hell, there is only San Francisco.
I am a little out of the loop. When did Mr. Potatoe Head depose Skrull?
We are all, in one way or another going to San Francisco.
To die.
Vertrauen sie keines eine woche blutet und das leiben bliebt!
IS SATAN!
YE-HAH!
gogogoGO!
Howzat?
go go go GO! Heh heh...
